penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
fartgallery: I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
peanutbuttarunna: a-fucking-creeper: mareeps: they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election mint romney and obamanana split i’m 500% done with this site barackyroad
thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them but then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles in a huge box beatlemania was and is seriously insane
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
IF THERE IS NOT A CHARACTER NAMED EUNICE IN...
always-is-morethan-a-word: and also Castle will be in big trouble with the guy that saved his ass in 5x03.
holdmeclose-dontlet-go: longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book and then you just guess how to pronounce it by what sounds best in your own mind and then the...
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
Stana is as serious as a heart attack about her work. She’s got this binder …...– Nathan Fillion - answering the question “What is an attribute you see in Stana that you have not seen in other actors?” (via breathlifein)
snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG